South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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