K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
People with herpes should wear stickers.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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