he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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