let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
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We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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