when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
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last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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