don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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