I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
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I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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