i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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