Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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