Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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