It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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