I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
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If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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