Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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