guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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