well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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