I wanna passion pit in your ass
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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