Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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