watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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