ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
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I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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