i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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