she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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