he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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