Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Farmville is her only friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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