He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You almost got us killed.
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Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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