Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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