I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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