I love black thongs
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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