I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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