Please don't use social media to get back at me.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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