your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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