I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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