is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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