sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
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Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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