So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
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We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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