it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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