I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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