yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
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I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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