Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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