it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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