She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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