he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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