What did we do last night that was yellow?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
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LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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