do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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