i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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