yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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