i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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