so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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