Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
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Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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