I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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