How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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